reblog if you’re an asshole

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Anonymous asked:
do you miss him?

Elaborate. A lot of hims have come and gone throughout my life.


i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

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too-consumed asked:
thnx 4 the b-dey wish ya wiener

happy anniversary of flying out of a vagina at mach 9 17 years ago yesterday